i come down for coffee this morning and the gorilla glue is on the counter, open.
who used the glue? i ask
not me, not me, not me
maybe you did it, sam says. nope, sorry....as strange as i can be, i have never been known to adhere in my sleep. i don't even reach for random adhesives. i think before i adhere.
but no one will fess up to it
ok, so you are telling me a stranger came into the house, bypassed the alarm, opened the drawer, took out the glue, used it and ran off before capping it and putting it away.
i am not buying it
not only am i not buying it but i am relentlessly pursuing the culprit..... my theory is whatever they had to glue is something they were not supposed to be futzing with or something they don't want me to know they broke.
i will break them....
*eta*
mystery solved....samuel used it to try and fix his DS stylus....he came begging for forgiveness because he knew how angry i was that someone lied. silly boy - adhesives are my game, i play to win